look up any word, like cunt:

2 definitions by FreeWheelTheory

 
1.
See Free wheel

Equation meant to calculate the level of dullness of a speech.

Ratio =

(Number of words in a speech)
-----------(divided by)-------------
(Minimal number of words to say the exact same thing)

A ratio over 2 means that the speech is truly boring.
Quite frequent among teachers, politician and so forth.

--------------------------------------------------------
Oh god, this teacher is sooooo boring, his free wheel ratio was above 3
by FreeWheelTheory May 21, 2011
 
2.
(Verb, noun)

The act of:

1- Speaking on and on about something that is not interesting at all.

2- Derive from an initial subject of discussion to something that has no relation whatsoever.

---------------------------------------------------------------
1- "Tom did a massive free wheel rambling about this girl he met at the gas station, I had no choice but to slap him"

2- "The teacher free wheeled for an hour about the recital of his daughter, that was awful"
by FreeWheelTheory May 21, 2011