The strong silent type. Very muchly of Cuban descent. Holds the universe together in his bare hands. His only weakness is water that is not deemed pure by The magical unicorn fairies of angels of God. He can be a homicidal maniac and will fuck you up. you're only warning is if he bursts into rapid fire spanish. you can run, but you won't run far because he will create a crater and it will suck your soul from yo' body!
Guy 1: F*** YOU GERALD
Guy 2: dude shut the hell up! do you wanna be sucked into a soul sucking crater???
Guy 1: oh my gawd it's true...
: Voy a pisar el patio de su cuerpo que culo agujero!!!
Guy 2: don't try to run....
Guy 1: Nooooooooooo-------
: mmmmm sooooouuullllssss....