Definitions by Freaque nique

candy pants 

A GUY that is so sweet it makes girls want to eat his pants

damn candy pants i just want to take your sweet ass home and munch on your sweet ass!!! ;-)

candy pants by Freaque nique April 14, 2009

Quief monster 

Someone who can fart out of the vagina numerous times a second, also known as a queif master

During the slumber party the girls had a "Queif-off". just as it looked like Selma would win her mom(a 36 year-old retired female body builder) walked in the room and queifed like a terrorist holding an assault rifle at the presidential inauguration. she is now Classified as a Class "S" Quief monster and has been nominated to become Quief Queen of the United States

Quief monster by Freaque nique April 14, 2009

G.U.E.S.S 

Guess
U
Enjoy
Sucking
Scrotum

Sooooo I G.U.E.S.S, But do you want to suck this scrotum???

G.U.E.S.S by Freaque nique April 14, 2009