12 definitions by Frank West

the weakest link

When one member in a circle jerk fails to either get erect or ejaculate. They are labeled the weakest link.

Joey was the weakest link, and took shit for it for weeks.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Cottonmouth Creamery

After smoking marijuana to the point of intoxicating, you have your lover perform oral sex to the point of ejaculation, which will then lubricate her mouth.

I totally saw those two dropouts visitng the Cottonmouth Creamery behind the tool shed.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

the Slave Auction

When multiple men eliminate their feces onto multiple plates, and let a girl decide which one she wants rubbed on her face or chest. This is usually followed by chili dogs and Boston Pancakes.

A great party icebreaker.

We brought her back to my place for the slave auction.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Confused Clucker

An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.

Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Tahitian Treat

When performing cunnilingus on a girl while drunk, and you vomit inside of her vagina. You don't tell her, you just call it a night and let her figure it out later.

I was so drunk I didn't even realize I gave her a Tahitian Treat.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

the Jeeves

Where you attatch a chain to your cock ring and wear it as a monocle.

Jerry was rocking the Jeeves at the office party.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

the Garden Variety Tug-O-War

When you connect two cucumbers using rope and shove them into two recipients ass holes. The two contestants run in opposite directions. The one to keep the cucumber in their assholes is the winner, the loser has to eat theirs. The loser is known as the pickler.

We tried the Garden Variety Tug-O-War at the office party, and the boss ate shit.

by Frank West August 28, 2006