54 definitions by Frank Palace

Cockeyed

People that can find shapes that look like, or, appear to be cocks.

My wife’s hair was flowing over her shoulder, I was able to see a silhouette of a cock using my cockeyed skills.

by Frank Palace November 17, 2022

Liability

The ability to lie to anyone easily.

Her liability strength grows when her husbands questions her.

by Frank Palace December 20, 2018

Nut residue

The dark, creamy filling left under your fingernails after scratching your nuts and/or gooch. ( if white color, you may be at risk of a yeast infection :) )

As i was picking my nose, there was a skight scent of nut residue.

by Frank Palace June 6, 2011

C.U.N.T.

CUNNING
UNINHIBITED
NARCISSISTIC
TEASE

When I got to college I met a lot of women that were C.U.N.T.s.

by Frank Palace January 5, 2012

DICKOTOMY

#DICKOTOMY a psychological disease, some men don’t like their #DICKS and some women want to always want a #DICK to play with.

My father woke up one day and said he’s my mother now but doesn’t want to remove his male genitalia since he’s suffering with #DICKOTOMY.

by Frank Palace June 12, 2022

PB&J

Pizza beer and jugs.

I went from eating PB&J(peanut butter and jelly) as a child to enjoying pizza beer and jugs as an adult!

by Frank Palace November 11, 2018

Sowhoreitty Sister

A sorority sister that has sex with anyone on campus without regard to her reputation

While at the campus bar I met a Sowhoreitty Sister that fucked my two friends and I.

by Frank Palace January 8, 2012