Frank Booth's definitions

runnoft

to depart, leave (from O Brother! Where art thou?)

The boy's ma not here. She dun runnoft.

by Frank Booth January 9, 2005

lam

to run, sometimes follows "on the," meaning "on the run." Used by thirties-style gangsters, the same ones who said things like "Let's case the joint, see?"

Kramer: Yeah, he went down at the Beakman. He tried to lam, but they cheesed him.

by Frank Booth January 2, 2005

Becky Grin

A profound expression on one's face that resembles that of a shit eat'n grin. Usually remains permanent at all times regardless of the situation. Dates back to an ancient Albanian custom to intimidate their enemies and daughter-in-laws. Has recently become a trend throughout the civilized world and has replaced breast augmentations as the number one plastic surgery procedure.

As the blackjack dealer sucked the last remaining chip from my stack, all she did was stare at me with that Becky Grin.

by Frank Booth December 21, 2004

sploosh

to eat a banana while holding your nose. From TV's "The Electric Company."

I can't sploosh. It takes too long.

by Frank Booth May 6, 2006

ling

(boontling) language, one's language

You can't harp my ling.

by Frank Booth January 2, 2005

Boontling

a slang language spoken in Boonville, California

Boonters speak Boontling

by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

Art Vandalay

A judge in Latham. Massachusetts.

Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza made up the name, which they used whenever they needed to tell a lie involving a non-existent person, or they needed to claim to be someone else.

They were aghast when, in the series finale, they were arrested and hauled before the judge, whose name was actually Art Vandalay.

Court is now in session. The Honorable Judge Art Vandalay presiding.

by Frank Booth March 18, 2007