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A rich town in Monmouth County, NJ, full of hicks, farms and horses. The area was recently a victim of many Staten Islanders and Brooklynders picking up from their hometown to become residents there. Next to Rumson, this is one of the wealthiest towns in the area. The population is predominatly white. Most kids describe it as, "An empty town. If you wanted to actually do something fun, you'd have to walk/drive to another town." The area is said to have a good school system, yet kids seem to disagree. Most complain about the lack of decent teachers and shortened lunches to increase the time for class. There are a few famous persons that live in this town. One example is famous Hollywood actor Dana Owens, who goes by the name of Queen Latifa. Not a good town to move to if you have kids and plan on sending them to the public schools.
"Colts Neck is lacking activities."
"The worst place to move to with kids is Colts Neck, New Jersey."
by Frank II November 22, 2006
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