1 definition by Francis Davies
A person of low intellect, low self-esteem and low intelligence. A deadbeat. A dimwit. A No-hoper. One who is truly damned to a life of total frustration. Usually they will make a rod for their own backs, being caught out in countless lies and a web of deceit. One who delights in displaying their crass intentions and poor language. Almost always depicted in photographic images, squatting on one knee and cradling a fish of some description. Also prone to bouts of tap-dancing at inopportune moments. Invariably, work-shy. Occasionally a Perrin will be given a 'dead-end job' without having the intelligence to realise it.
Example of correct useage: OMG! Can you smell that fish?
No. Don't be a stupid, ignorant, daft prat-of-a-Perrin! It's a Perrin smelling of fish, you silly Perrin!
No. Don't be a stupid, ignorant, daft prat-of-a-Perrin! It's a Perrin smelling of fish, you silly Perrin!
by Francis Davies May 13, 2013