49 definitions by Four Loko Frat Guy
A boring, isolating, depressing, and lonesome place to live. Most suburbs consist of nothing more than single-family homes and a shopping center. If you're between the ages of 18 and 38, you will be bored and lonely out of your mind living in a suburb. "Activities" enjoyed by most residents include shopping at Costco, drinking alone, yelling at people for driving 1 MPH over the speed limit, and mowing the lawn. A great place to live if you want a boring, solitary existence.
I couldn't find a designated driver since there is nobody my age in this suburb, so I paid $30 for an Uber to a nightclub in the city.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 8, 2022
A protest against any kind of road improvement project. Usually organized by retired or rich homeowners with nothing productive to do. This type of protester wants traffic to be congested because it's their way of having control over the public.
Traffic is always congested in that part of town because homeowners organized a highway revolt to stop road improvements like adding lanes or building improved interchanges.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 1, 2022
Four Loko with cannabis added. It is usually prepared by dissolving a THC tincture or cannabis edible in a can of Four Loko. Consumption of Four Twenty Loko causes extreme intoxication, known as being cross-faded.
After making a Four Twenty Loko with 20 mg of THC tincture, I got so cross-faded that I couldn't leave the couch.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 4, 2022
An alcoholic beverage that is designed to replicate the original formula (caffeinated) Four Loko. Most recipes produce a drink that is 12% alcohol. Common ingredients include vodka, light beer, energy drinks, and fruit-flavored powdered drink mixes. Commonly served in empty 24 oz drink cans to recreate the original Loko.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 27, 2022
A road flare. Derived from the fact that they look like a candle and are often used to warn other drivers of a disabled vehicle, usually a Volvo because they are so problematic. Therefore, the term Swedish Candle was invented.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 20, 2023
A highly alcoholic cocktail made with various fun ingredients. This drink is made by mixing 8 oz vodka (preferably Absolut), 8 oz Red Bull, and 2 oz Blue Curacao. The resulting aquamarine-colored cocktail packs a punch and will get you drunk. It is not recommended to drink more than two per night because of the caffeine.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 4, 2022
A college degree that isn't worth the paper it's printed on. Most McDegree holders will be working in jobs that don't even require a degree, making it pointless.
I can't find a job with my McDegree. The closest thing I had to a job was a paid internship - I had to pay them for it!
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 28, 2023