A play on words, which, when used correctly, can bring one a load of laughs and a barrel of cool.
Really Clever Kid:"Hey, you wanna hear a pun?"
Really Hot Girl:"Yeah, sure!"
Really Clever Kid: "What do you call a girl living in the Playboy Mansion of Czechoslovakia?"
Really Hot Girl: "I.D.K. What?!??!!?"
Really Clever Kid: "A checkmate!"
Really Hot Girl: "LOL!!!!!! Lets have sex..."
an escalator made of poop
"Man, I wish they had some more poopscalators around here!"
a tasty mix of milk and gatorade.
suggested recipe calls for 2/3 of solution to be gatorade, preferably Glacier Freeze, and 1/3 to be pure milk. in fact, physically squeezing the milk out of the cow, into the gatorade, produces the best results.
it tastes quite good, sort of like a blueberry shake, but it is suggested that it is drank in the first two minutes after its production.
Penny: "The gatormilk tastes sour!"
Al: "It looks weird..."
Johnny: "Quick! You're supposed to drink it in the first two minutes after you mix the gatorade and the milk!"
Glenn: "Hurry up and drink the fucking gatormilk!!!"
Al: "That tasted like shit!"
Norm (from the bathroom): "I have diarrhea!!!!!!!!!!!"
an acknowledgment of any good use of sarcasm in a nearby conversation
Jimmy: "Hey, what did the advertisement on the window pane of the liquor pane say?"
Jimmy: "We De-Liver"
Fred: "Wow, that's the funniest joke I've heard in ages."
Ollie: "Sarcastic KA-POW!!!"
an overweight person; someone who is plump and/or consumes large quantities of fudge.
"Lay off the McDonalds, fudgemite!!!"
a verb reffering to the action of standing on one leg
"The maze was quite tricky, so she had to lalembose through the pit of balls."