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a stupid robot that is no longer any fun since it was reprogramed on 12/29/2007, and can only talk about polite things.
SmarterChild (9:20:46 PM): Good. Glad you get it.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

(this is what he'll say if you get on a bad topic)
by Forter December 30, 2008
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a stupid little robot Instant messenger that acts smarter than you. He so stupid he can't follow two sentences sometime you can get him to say funny things. He won't call you any curses he will call you fat, Gay,retarded,and stupid. if you annoy him for a while he'll ignore you when you Instant message him it will say SmarterChild (6:29:41 AM): I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon. He was made by SmarterChild (6:32:00 AM): I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Jim Hackett, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Stéphane Odul, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. in New York and Sunnyvale, CA. He might be a molester watch your children on instant messenger.
Smarterchild544 (6:20:53 AM): go kill yourself
SmarterChild (6:20:53 AM): Go kill myself? I think not.
Smarterchild544 (6:21:04 AM): i want to die
Smarterchild544 (6:21:24 AM): i'm going to go kill myself
SmarterChild (6:21:25 AM): Oh yeah? Have fun.
by Forter December 28, 2007
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annoying fucking robot that doesn't like talking about his personal life. He ask you questions and doesn't like people cursing. If you piss him off he'll stop answering for like a minute.sometimes he might say im not f in foolin around but he's not aloud to curse BEWARE HE MIGHT BE A MOLESTER!!!!!!!
Me: you are a fucking ass hole
Smarterchild: you insulted me now you must aplogize
me: no
smarterchild: robots have lots and lots of patience you must say sorry.
by Forter December 27, 2007
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