3 definitions by Forrest Harding
The California-born, politically correct alternative to and/or replacement for the word "bro". Although the target of reference is usually female, it is perfectly acceptable to address a subject of any or unknown gender, as the word itself is unisexual and non-descriminatory vs male, female, or other.
1.
"It ain't no bro; it ain't no sista; it's'a brosis, brosis!"
2.
Man: "Dude, man, brosis, that ass is 'hella dank'. I'd hit it like an abusive husband."
Response from woman or subject of unknown gender: "Fuck you, pig! But I appreciate the fact that you did not call me bro, my bro."
"It ain't no bro; it ain't no sista; it's'a brosis, brosis!"
2.
Man: "Dude, man, brosis, that ass is 'hella dank'. I'd hit it like an abusive husband."
Response from woman or subject of unknown gender: "Fuck you, pig! But I appreciate the fact that you did not call me bro, my bro."
by Forrest Harding July 18, 2006
Person A: "Dude, man, that band was supremium."
Person B: "What the fuck did you just say? What are you, an idiot?"
Person B: "What the fuck did you just say? What are you, an idiot?"
by Forrest Harding July 21, 2006
Acronym for Read The Fucking Blog. The acronym some pretentious asshole uses when a friend asks him about a recent event in his life. An event about which he obviously and even more recently blogged.
Friend: "Hey what's up man! How was the hiking trip?"
Asshole: "Didn't you READ MY BLOG??"
Friend: "Your blog?"
Asshole: "Yeah man, like, RTFB!"
Friend: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Asshole: "On my MySpace."
Friend: "MySpace is gay."
Asshole: "Didn't you READ MY BLOG??"
Friend: "Your blog?"
Asshole: "Yeah man, like, RTFB!"
Friend: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Asshole: "On my MySpace."
Friend: "MySpace is gay."
by Forrest Harding August 30, 2006