34 definitions by Ford Leiden
So we went to this opium den by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute pirate chick, but I was just wearing pirate goggles. I woke up the next morning to seeing a karate chop from the corner of my eye, then she vanished without a trace.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2010
A familiar kind of dance, as pointed out by Richard Burton in the film "Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf" A dance in which two people dance close enough to rub nipple together.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2010
Something said to someone when your sympathy for them is so low they aren't even worth crying a river over.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.
by Ford Leiden December 29, 2010
A self-proclaimed democrat or liberal who's actions and opinions more closely resemble a republican or conservative. Also called a fashionable liberal.
He's such a closeted Republican. He claims to be against the death penalty but joined up on that band wagon lynch mob without a second thought.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2010
When a homosexual attempts to convince a heterosexual to experiment in their first homosexual encounter, not because they genuinely think that they are homosexuals but simply for the conquest
A: I love all these liberal, open-minded hipster boys, they're so easy to guilt trip into a freebie.
B: You're such a cherry picker.
B: You're such a cherry picker.
by Ford Leiden December 27, 2010
Usually a bar or restaurant, but any sort of establishment with "regulars" that all know each other and are afraid of strangers or new faces, that acts as a support group for the untalented and unfortunate people of the world who have been unsuccessful at their lives. This self-contained environment allows only positive feedback and therefore is intentionally oblivious to the real world and its harsh judgment. The denizens of this world are the "trout" that have been caught by the harsh realities of life and are farmed in a safe environment where no one can harm them. Karaoke bars and Independent Coffee Shops are frequently Trout Farms.
Everyone was telling me why my life was so terrible and I was so untalented, but the I went down to the Trout Farm and everyone told me how great I was and put gold stars on my crayon drawings!
by Ford Leiden December 27, 2010
I challenge you to a queef off!
Da-da dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum
de-de-dum, de-dum, de-dum, de-dum...
Da-da dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum
de-de-dum, de-dum, de-dum, de-dum...
by Ford Leiden December 27, 2010