4 definitions by Footlongsub

Psychopath

A person who puts milk in before cereal.

Wife: *pours milk before cereal*
Husband: “holy shit I married a psychopath”

by Footlongsub March 5, 2021

Psychopath

Someone who puts milk in before cereal.

Person 1: *pours milk in his bowl and then adds cereal*
Person two: “holy shit your a psychopath!”

by Footlongsub March 5, 2021

bike share

When two partners straddle an object, both facing forward (as one would straddle a bike), and the partner in back inserts either a penis or dildo into the partner in front.

“My girlfriend and I wanna spice things up, any ideas”
“Well the bike share is a classic”

by Footlongsub March 1, 2021

closure of the lincoln tunnel

When a man leaves his cock in a woman’s vagina motionless for an extended period of time, thus closing the tunnel and forcing traffic to be redirected to the rear. Schmitt has a plush area designed for this position in season 3 episode 15 of New Girl

“Have you heard of the closure of the Lincoln tunnel? They’re talking about it on New Girl.”
“Of course, here’s an excellent Urban Dictionary definition”
“Ooh, now I get it.”

by Footlongsub March 1, 2021