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2 definitions by Flendon

 
1.
When you encounter a turd while having anal sex.
I was fucking Sara in the ass when suddenly my cock hit a turtlebeak!
by Flendon June 05, 2006
 
2.
Squeezing the base of a limp cock tight enough that the blood cannot escape, causing it to become fully erect.
Kim just couldn't get enough so I gave myself a tournicock until I was ready to give it to her again.
by Flendon June 05, 2006