5 definitions by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test

Graystripe

A gray tomcat with yellow eyes from the book series Warrior Cats

He also likes waffles

Person 1: “My favorite Warriors character is Graystripe!”
Person 2: “ok”

by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test January 3, 2022

Winger guarantee

A Jeff Winger alternative to a very important promise.

Invented in the tv show Community by Jeff Winger.

Jeff Winger: Il get you 5 more customers by the end of this, and that’s a Winger Guarantee

by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test December 22, 2021

Muck

A game made by Dani on steam.

It is just muck,

Muck,

Muck.

MUCK.

Person 1: sup
Person 2: m u c k
Person 1: what
Person 2: m u c k
Person 1: muck
Person 2: Muck.
Person 1: MUCK.
Repeat 5 hours

by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test December 22, 2021

Waffle House Index

A scale on how bad a disaster is by the menus of the restaurant chain Waffle House.

GREEN: Waffle House full menu (No disaster)
YELLOW: Waffle House limited menu (Minimal disaster)
RED: Waffle House is closed (Extreme disaster)
UH OH: Waffle House is gone (We’re all gonna fucking die)

Person 1: “I checked The Waffle House Index, but the Waffle House was destroyed!”
Person 2: “We’re all gonna fucking die, Johnathan”

by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test January 3, 2022

I’m fine

1Mostly used as a reply to “How are you?” Or “U ok?”.

2Under specific and varying circumstances it is used when the person who says it is trying to be passive-aggresive. Due to it’s commonality, it is ridiculed by the internet for being a cliche way to respond after an argument.

1“How are you?”
“I’m fine!”

2”Are you okay? Do you need some time?”
“I’m fine.”

by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test July 19, 2022