Definitions by FireTurd
rats in my pants
rats in my pants by FireTurd February 19, 2017
Cross Country
Actuall Hell. It is sweaty. It it hot. It takes forever. And the entire time is just RUNNING. But, for some mysterious reason, people keep doing it.
Laura: Hey bro, you doing Cross Country?
Valerie: you seriously think I want to subject myself to running pointlessly though places I could just DRIVE in the heat and sweat and loss of self esteem- HELL YES.
Valerie: you seriously think I want to subject myself to running pointlessly though places I could just DRIVE in the heat and sweat and loss of self esteem- HELL YES.
Cross Country by FireTurd September 28, 2015
fireturd
A turd, or (presumably human) piece of poop, attached to a firecracker in such a way that when lit into the sky, the firecracker will launch pieces of poop along with a brilliant display of color.