3 definitions by FireTurd

rats in my pants

An exclamation said when something goes wrong.

Lydia: We ran out of whales.
Valerie: Rats in my pants!

by FireTurd February 20, 2017

Cross Country

Actuall Hell. It is sweaty. It it hot. It takes forever. And the entire time is just RUNNING. But, for some mysterious reason, people keep doing it.

Laura: Hey bro, you doing Cross Country?
Valerie: you seriously think I want to subject myself to running pointlessly though places I could just DRIVE in the heat and sweat and loss of self esteem- HELL YES.

by FireTurd August 19, 2015

fireturd

A turd, or (presumably human) piece of poop, attached to a firecracker in such a way that when lit into the sky, the firecracker will launch pieces of poop along with a brilliant display of color.

Valerie: Bruh did you see that fireturd festival?
Claire: Yeah bro! So beautiful.

by FireTurd July 23, 2015