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13 definitions by Filthy Pirate Hooker

 
1.
When spmeone jerks off into a ziplock baggie, freeze it, then smack someone on the head with it!
"Man, that penguin pounding sure gave me a nasty lump on my head!"
by filthy pirate hooker June 18, 2009
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2.
When a guy shits in a girl's mouth, then cums on it and rests his nut sack on top
My girlfriend likes to eat shit so I gave her a Rocky Road.
by filthy pirate hooker January 16, 2010
51 19
 
3.
When you have sex with a girl, pull out, cum on her chest, dip your dick in it and shove it in her mouth.
She wanted dinner, so I shoved a fish stick in her mouth!
by filthy pirate hooker June 21, 2009
62 35
 
4.
When you put maple syrup on your morning wood, fuck someone in the ass, then lick leftover syrup off their asshole.
I was feeling frisky this morning so I rolled my date over and had a lovely bottom breakfast!
by filthy pirate hooker July 15, 2010
28 6
 
5.
When you sit between 2 chairs with one ass cheek on each chair and let out a huge fart.
Sitting between two chairs was a bit uncomfortable until I felt like parting the brown sea, then there was plenty of room!
by filthy pirate hooker December 07, 2010
30 10
 
6.
When you cut a hole in a sheet, stick your dick through it and have a girl give you a blowjob without ever having to look at her
That girl was kind of a fattie, but I didn't want to waste some good wood, and I never turn down an Ahmish Blowjob
by filthy pirate hooker March 04, 2011
21 2
 
7.
A chick with a dick
That chick was hot but turns out she was just a fancy tucker!
by filthy pirate hooker January 16, 2010
20 4