2 definitions by Fernanderson
noun
1. Excrement
2. Synonym for feces: poop, shit, hoobastank, turd
Originated in Boston's metro north region in 2014, this term originated from Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor, wherein the player may encounter a root vegetable known as an "earthbread" on the ground during gameplay. The earthbread herb resembles a turd of shit, which is how the term began to be used synonymously with human excrement, particularly the ideal "log" shape. (Diarrhea, therefore, is not "earthbread" as it does not hold shape.)
When someone prepares to make a bowel movement, they are said to be "opening the bakery for business", and the act of defecation is called "baking an earthbread".
1. Excrement
2. Synonym for feces: poop, shit, hoobastank, turd
Originated in Boston's metro north region in 2014, this term originated from Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor, wherein the player may encounter a root vegetable known as an "earthbread" on the ground during gameplay. The earthbread herb resembles a turd of shit, which is how the term began to be used synonymously with human excrement, particularly the ideal "log" shape. (Diarrhea, therefore, is not "earthbread" as it does not hold shape.)
When someone prepares to make a bowel movement, they are said to be "opening the bakery for business", and the act of defecation is called "baking an earthbread".
"Oh God, I ate so much turkey dinner, I have to bake an earthbread."
"My body is so regular, I bake earthbread three times a day!"
"Who the hell left that earthbread in the toilet and didn't flush??"
"My body is so regular, I bake earthbread three times a day!"
"Who the hell left that earthbread in the toilet and didn't flush??"
by Fernanderson November 27, 2015
The act of blowing a bolus of marijuana smoke into someone's rectum. Essentially a shotgun kiss whereupon the other person's mouth is replaced with their anus.
by Fernanderson November 15, 2018