Definitions by Fern, Defender of Trees

Caesar's Revenge 

The incredibly evil and impossible questions on Advanced Placement tests that involve choosing a set of several statements, numbered with Roman numerals.

Which of the above statements is correct?
a) I
b) II
c) I, II, and IV
d) III and IV
e) I, II, III, IV, and V

"Oh no, it's Caesar's Revenge!"

Caesar's Revenge by Fern, Defender of Trees February 23, 2010

Cool as ishq

In this sense, "ishq" represents anything that an object/idea could possibly be compared to. Thus, the phrase "cool as ishq" means that something is cooler than anything and everything - essentially, it's a less retarded way of saying "that's the coolest."

Phrase originated in Santa Barbara, and soon spread to other regions of California.

"You're watching Thundercats? That's cool as ishq!"

"Canada is cool as ishq."

"Yo, I really liked that dance you did. Shit was cool as ishq."

Cool as ishq by Fern, Defender of Trees July 18, 2009

Ninj 

To have sex, usually very quietly and in a fashion that will avoid detection. From the phrase "Ninja that bitch."
Most often heard in the gerund form "ninjing".

Yo, no ninjing on the mountain!

Ninj by Fern, Defender of Trees July 16, 2009

Table Tennis 

A euphemism for sexual intercourse. Generally refers to gay sex, but is occasionally used to refer to heterosexual sex as well.

Oh, John? Yeah, I've played table tennis with him a few times, if you know what I mean.

Table Tennis by Fern, Defender of Trees June 11, 2009

Black Watch 

A once-illustrious British Army regiment from Perthshire. After serving valiantly in the first and second World Wars, they went on to kill civilians and "terrorists" indiscriminately in Ireland's northern six counties, which were (and still are) under British occupation.

There's another regiment the devil calls his own: they're known as the Black Watch, commissioned by the throne.

Black Watch by Fern, Defender of Trees May 28, 2009