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A sound delusional green Italian dinosaurs make after ejacculating
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A very bent man with no hair and can be found teaching geography in the uni of gayness
Bro he be a Dave
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The most loving person a six year old girl could meet. usually find in a white van with lots of candy in it
Yo yesterday I saw a 90 year old pedo
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A nice sexy thick chick that you find at a strip club and usually makes more money than a successful businessman. Usually gives you stiff erections.
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A sexier Gandalf or a way to refer to a sexy male (regardless of your gender)
Yo obi wan (revenge of the sith) obi wan is a big dick Gandalf
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A big badass piece of fatty sperm covered ass. Usually tastes like addictive weed and you want to fuck it as hard as you can and usually after you just squish you come out of the owners house with a brown mouth, a hard af cock and sperm covered trousers. The owner usually is hella sexy and happy to let you numb suck their ass like there was no tomorrow and it is impossible to leave their house without at least a hard, sperm covered dick and a brown mouth.
Erected female: I am jealous of her thick ass
Horny male 1: I have a gf but you should go eat that ass

Horny male 2: *licking* I already am
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