5 definitions by Feetsoup

Alf mask

When you get down between a guy's legs and pull his scrotum up to make a mask, using his penis as the nose. Resembles Alf from the 80's tv show.

I love to use Jeremy's junk as an Alf Mask and sniff his underballs.

by Feetsoup March 21, 2018

When a guy can fuck many different ways: dirty, classy, and sweet. He's a chameleon with that dick!

V is a self-proclaimed chameleoschlong.

by Feetsoup February 12, 2020

When a guy takes a selfie down low at the level a head would be for a blow job. Commonly used on hook-up and dating sites.

Jeremy, hold the camera up high for a good picture without double chin, not at blow job angle!

by Feetsoup October 25, 2018

Orange juice, champagne, and a "salty surprise". Best served cold and drunk quickly.

Unbeknownst to me, I was served a salty mimosa by my enemy.

by Feetsoup August 6, 2020

Roaring like Chewbaca when you climax to celebrate May the Fourth.

Wendy had an awesome wookiegasm with her new FWB. She's a true Star Wars fan.

by Feetsoup May 5, 2019