1 definition by Fearmonkey

A large sack, comprised mainly of lard and blubber.
Is a total failure at modding forums, and often verbally abuses people when they do not share the same views as he does.
Someone: Hey guys, MGS4 looks pretty good!
Golbez: lol no it dusnt you fagort sony was never good now brb while i play generic rpgs on my sony playstation 2
by Fearmonkey August 2, 2007
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