Definitions by Faucethands

Faucethands 

Someone who sweats profusely on the hands. I mean really drips. Could dry their hands off with Bounty paper towels and there is no difference. Shake their hand and hear a disgusting squishy noise.

We shook and eww yuck, I realized he suffers from faucethands.

Faucethands by Faucethands January 3, 2009

Fartstead 

A fart that lingers way too long. Kinda like its homesteading and its there to stay.

She let out some gas and it wont go away, in fact its a fartstead.

Fartstead by Faucethands October 23, 2007