2 definitions by Faucethands

Top Definition
A fart that lingers way too long. Kinda like its homesteading and its there to stay.
She let out some gas and it wont go away, in fact its a fartstead.
by Faucethands October 08, 2007
Someone who sweats profusely on the hands. I mean really drips. Could dry their hands off with Bounty paper towels and there is no difference. Shake their hand and hear a disgusting squishy noise.
We shook and eww yuck, I realized he suffers from faucethands.
by Faucethands October 04, 2007

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