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Someone who sweats profusely on the hands. I mean really drips. Could dry their hands off with Bounty paper towels and there is no difference. Shake their hand and hear a disgusting squishy noise.
We shook and eww yuck, I realized he suffers from faucethands.
by Faucethands October 04, 2007

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