33 definitions by Faster Redhead
When someone who is overweight, jiggly or generally out of shape wears a bikini, causing you to keep blinking your eyes or rub them in disbelief to make the sight go away
On the beach, the woman in the blinkini wobbled to the water, unaware of the incredulous looks she got from the others.
by Faster Redhead March 24, 2017
Using your bra as a storage device, i.e. Trapping items in your rack. Also a bra pocket that holds essentials in your bra.
I stuffed my emergency cash and identification in my Racktrap when I went out for a run so I could either buy a water or have my body identified if I keeled over.
by Faster Redhead June 16, 2016
The forced act of celebrating the Jewish holiday of Passover (seder) with your dysfunctional family (masochism).
by Faster Redhead April 30, 2016
by Faster Redhead December 15, 2021
A woman who uses various hair extensions (clipped in, sewn in, bonded in), falls and wigs to achieve a sexy, glamourous look.
by Faster Redhead June 16, 2016
by Faster Redhead October 23, 2017
by Faster Redhead May 26, 2016