2 definitions by Fartstinker

Left laner

The act of driving slow as fuck on a major highway in the passing lane.

"We got a fuckin left laner here, clogging up the passing lane. I wish these motherfuckers would just stay home."

by Fartstinker December 14, 2019

spittin dust

To have an extreme thirst. To want to quench your thirst with alcohol, preferably Miller lite and peach flavored whiskey.

Also known as a Joey P-ism.

"I need a fuckin beer. I'm spittin dust over here. This bartender sucks."

by Fartstinker December 14, 2019