3 definitions by Fart Esq
The distance, up your back and over the top of your head, from your bunghole to your belly button.
Rhymes with the word, “Orange.”
Rhymes with the word, “Orange.”
“Dude, I just measured my Strorange, and it’s 7 feet, 6 inches….am I supposed to measure all the way to my weiner?
by Fart Esq March 8, 2023
An immediate, immense bowel of such proportions that you lose all sense of reality momentarily. Not to be confused with a, “Seat Snapper,” which is of denser consistency.
Friend: “Dude, come out of it! Dude! Dude! Are you okay?
Crapper: “Man, it was a Crappening....I’m okay now. Whew!
Crapper: “Man, it was a Crappening....I’m okay now. Whew!
by Fart Esq August 19, 2019
Trumpinium-A gelatinous orange-tinted mass, often mistaken for a solid blockhead-like metal , but is actually a seething, narcissistic, and infantile groups of spineless, gutless cells. Often mistaken for Dipshitinium, and molecularly similar to Jimjordaninium. Trumpinium and Jimjordaninium are particularly useless, and have no purpose. Both are considered poisonous to humanity and should be discarded.
(Two scientists, each peering through microscopes. One looks up, staring into space for a moment.)
Scientist #1: “Fuck!, I found some more Trumpinium.”
Scientist #2: “Shhh, don’t tell anyone. You know how anything it touches turns to shit. I found some Jimjordaninium yesterday, and I just flushed it.”
Scientist #1: “Fuck!, I found some more Trumpinium.”
Scientist #2: “Shhh, don’t tell anyone. You know how anything it touches turns to shit. I found some Jimjordaninium yesterday, and I just flushed it.”
by Fart Esq September 17, 2023