Trois-Rivieres (Also known as: 3R, TroisR, V3R, 3DICK) is a city located mid way between Montreal
and Quebec City
, in the Quebec
Province of Canada. It is the second oldest city in Canada
, founded in 1634.
Trois-Rivieres translates in English to "Three-Rivers".
-Heavy suicide rates;
-High drug consumption;
-Weak police officers;
-An overcrowded very low quality nightlife and club scene;
-Women play extremely hard to get (compared to: Vancouver
-Very poorly maintained infrastructure;
-Very bad quality tap water;
-Located near a nuclear power-plant;
-Has a University (UQTR
) and a CEGEP
(CEGEP de Trois-Rivieres
-Has many places to buy poutine
-Has an overcrowded and one of the smallest Costco in Canada;
-Has a small sized Staples Buisness Depot even though it's one of the most profitable ones in Canada;
-Has a very large hovercraft base to maintain the St-Lawrence River for all Canadians;
-Has a very small airport;
-Has a high proportion of poor people;
-A very high-quality home in Trois-Rivieres costs 200 000$.
People who travel from Montreal to Quebec on autoroute 40 will realize that the highway suddenly leads to down town Trois-Rivieres in a large useless 15 km waste of time detour. This was done to bring people to spend money in Trois-Rivieres. Ironically, nobody goes because there are no free parking spaces and there is nothing good to do there anyways!
Trois-Rivieres sucks, but the houses are cheap! Maybe I can live there!
Are you crazy? Getting laid in Trois-Rivieres is nearly impossible! Even if you make 100 000$ a year and drive around in a luxury car, you'll still not be having sex! And anyways, the girls are on the low end of the Canadian average! That's what girls get for being raised on poutine
, they look like garbage.