3 definitions by Fake Steve

pizzong

A pee taken by a very cute, small dog.

First thing this morning, I let our little poodle out so she could make a "pizzong."

by Fake Steve January 9, 2008

salestards

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

by Fake Steve January 9, 2008

microtard

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

by Fake Steve January 9, 2008