27 definitions by Fagbot and jessor

Zombie Cannon

Quite simply: a giant cannon that shoots zombies to opposing countries, that are imported from Oscar Wilde Island.

"Zombies from the sky... the motherfuckin' sky!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Zombie Ice Cream

See: Zombie Cannon

It is a proven fact that when zombies die, they turn into ice cream. See: Evil Dead

Come in such flavors as: Fascist Fudge, Soylent Green, Victory Vanilla

More than likely, a new Dairy Queen special.

OBEY!

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Ball people

Someone who is so obsese they appear to be a giant ball with legs.

"I would not want to sit next to the ball people in the cafeteria"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Fun disease

1. The disease that is a direct result of smoking.
2. Uncontrollable fun.
3. A mental dysfunction wherein the afflicted is always rawk 'n' roll.

1. Cigarettes cause fun disease.
2. OMG HOLY CRAPS I GOT THE FUN DISEASE LOL!
3. Fun disease... IN THE NIGHT! TONIGHT!

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

boozeahol

alcoholic beverage

i had way to much boozeahol last night, i'm hungover

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Crazy Vision

A direct result of using the Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad. When Heating Pad is placed on head, it subtly fries the brain, thus creating hallucinations, which is called "Crazy Vision"

"WooohohohohoHHhoooo... OwwoOWOw,... I gOts the CRAzy VIsioN!! ArgGRgGHJ! mY brAINSSSssss...."

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

whitesnake

I'm guilty of love...

...in the first degree.

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003