47 definitions by FUCK YOU

shitpoke

the act of poking someone while making the sound of shit.

Damn, Alex got shitpoked in his eye.

by FUCK YOU February 21, 2003

computor

when a woman ejackulats a man using a styrofoam cup.

computor computor computor

by FUCK YOU March 10, 2005

shizot

kick ass, awesome

That party was the shizot! (slang)

by FUCK YOU December 15, 2003

Sheik

Zelda's alternate persona in LoZ:OoT as well as in SSBM. In SSBM, Sheik is considered the best character in the game thanks to her tilt combos, her overpowered down throw, and her high priority needle setups.

OMFG YOU NOOB. I am GOING TO USE SHEIK AND KICK YOUR ASS.

by FUCK YOU October 9, 2004

shaq

1. Anything with an usual large amount of mass. 2. An overweight, cocky, and egoistic player in the NBA who plays center for the Miami Heats. Also known for having a feud with NBA star Kobe Bryant who allegedly called Shaq fat, obese, and a cry-baby. 3. A role model for obesed people. These fat people are also the ones who tend to purchase Shaq jerseys.

Person1: Hey look at that guy wearing a Shaq jersey
Person2: Yeah man, he's massive!

Kid: Dude, you better lose some serious weight or you might end up dead.
Chubby Kid: Nah, you wrong man, just look at how sexy Shaq is! I wanna grow up to be just like him!

Farmer: Betta find me a hog for dinner...oh wow, I really found meself a hog this time! It's massive, no... it's gigantic, nah...it's a Shaquille O'neal! Man, this hog's gonna last me for 40 months!

by FUCK YOU April 24, 2005

sulphur

easy to do step for suicidal thoughts.

i want to go to sulphur.

by FUCK YOU February 23, 2003

fuck you

what you do in case of emergency (usually during a conversation)

person 1: you're a whore!
person 2: uhh...fuck you!

by FUCK YOU March 30, 2003