2 definitions by FFBushLeague

A soulless handjob. Possibly from a ginger.
Chase thought he had a wet dream but it turns out his roommate was sneaking in and giving him the old ginger jerk while he slept.
by FFBushLeague March 16, 2016
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The scientifically proven deepest point of anal penetration. The anal sex equivalent of absolute zero.
Did you check the matchups this week? My boys went absolute anal on Brian's squad.
by FFBushLeague November 29, 2015
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