3 definitions by FCDubbs
A man takes down his pants to completely expose himself, preferably at a rehearsal dinner or similar formal event. He then proceeeds to light his pubic hair on his genetalia on fire. He then pays it out with his hands to extinguish, much like stomping out an accidental prairie fire. Note: if attempted it’s best to have a spotter ready with a beer to extinguish.
Could you believe that prairie fire? I doubt his wife is happy. He took it all the way down to the roots. That smell of burnt pubes is absolutely unmistakable.
by FCDubbs August 28, 2022
Placing your hands around your genetalia in the form of a diamond in order to protect your groin area that isn’t secured with a condom from STDs. It’s doesn’t work but it could if you have no other choice.
Did you put the diamond cutter on her last night? She looked dicey and I’m sure she had a least genital warts.
by FCDubbs August 25, 2022
Ignito word to use in order to determine if a woman is down to scissor. Say it really fast three times. Slamm’in Clams
by FCDubbs August 25, 2022