25 definitions by FASH1976
Twi-dult's are the adult population obsessed with the Twilight saga. Twilight is no longer only a teenage obsession. The Twi-dult's have more disposable income than the average teenage Twilight fan thus being able to buy ridiculus amounts of Twilight merchandise. The most extreme obsessions are evident when the Twi-dult's incorporate a part of Twilight into their everyday lives.
Veronica could be the leader of the Twi-dults. Her bedroom is decorated in a Twilight theme and her husband threw her a Twilight themed birthday party when she turned 34.
by FASH1976 September 20, 2009
A gymorexic is someone that will eat whatever they desire with no regard to the nutritional content and rationalize it by going to the gym later and engaging in hours of strenuous exercise to "work off" overindulgences in food.
Kellie ate 2 slices of pizza, 1 slice of cake, 5 Oreo cookies, and 2 hot dogs for lunch but thinks its not a big deal because she's going to the gym tonite...she's gymorexic.
by FASH1976 September 1, 2009
These are obnoxious sunglasses worn by women. They usually are over embellished with crystals, have lenses and frames that are so huge they cover the entire eye socket and brow bone, and are cheap, trashy designer knock-offs hence fit for a slut.
Marcy's slut goggles were a cheap knock off of the latest D&G sunglasses. The frame temples had the initials G&D on them. How tacky can you get?
by FASH1976 September 8, 2009
This is an individual who tries to be sophisticated but just can't. They may have all the money to buy the finer things in life but still can't pull it off. The sophisticant lacks finesse, has no class, is outdated, and has terrible taste.
David picked me up in his new BMW to take me to an amazing restaurant tonite but I was embarrassed to be seen with the sophisticant because he was wearing an old, ill-fitting, tweed blazer and torn brown loafers.
by FASH1976 September 1, 2009
This is the condition that occurs as a result of waxing or shaving one's crotch. Ingrown hairs may appear, razor burn occurs, and the skin may become super sensitive and irritated. It does not occur in everyone but is likely to occur if defuzzing is not done properly.
I couldn't help but notice Jenni's bikini line. It looked so red and painful. Poor girl got crotch-botched.
by FASH1976 September 6, 2009
A bathroom photoshoot is a photo session that takes place in a bathroom. Usually these are self portraits taken in the bathroom in front of a mirror. These portraits are intended to be uploaded into social networking sites such as myspace or facebook. Pictures are taken of one's reflection in a mirror or the camera is simply held out at arms reach to get a snapshot.
Ellen's bathroom photoshoot pics came out bad! You could see dirty towels and trash all over the floor in the background. Her abs looked nice though.
by FASH1976 November 5, 2009
Text telepathy is used when you receive a text message that is full of typo's or doesn't make sense. The receiver can usually figure out what the sender meant. Usually mistakes are made when texting because the keypad is too small, auto-fill kicks in, or simply because one's fingers are too big.
girl 1: I got this text message from Charlie which didn't make any sense. He told me to meet him at the molies.
girl 2: Well how did you figure out what he was trying to say?
girl 1: I used my text telepathy and figured he meant to meet him at the movies.
girl 2: Well how did you figure out what he was trying to say?
girl 1: I used my text telepathy and figured he meant to meet him at the movies.
by FASH1976 April 15, 2010