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The maximum canteen draw allowed per month in prison.
Ex. 1

Prosecutor: What was the amount of money that was sent by a money order here?

Enriquez: $60, about the maximum canteen draw allowed per month, what we call a Cadillac draw.

Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez, USA v. Jaimez, September 12, 2018.

Ex. 2

Lil Smiley: Odelay vato! Just paid a visit to the canteen! I got six soups, five candy bars, four bags of chips, three mints, two packs of gum, and a partridge in a pear tree!

Spider: Damn fool! You pulled a Cadillac Draw! I'll trade you a couple fuck books and a fifi for the candy bars!
by FAIMnatic October 23, 2020
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A non-gang member that functions with the Southern Mexicans in the California or Federal prison systems.
Ex. 1

“There are a lotta cats that just want to get in there and they roll with the homies. And they really don’t want to be a part of nuthin’. They ain’t from no neighborhood. They might be in there for meth or crack, bogus credit cards or checks or whatever. They just want to fly under the radar. They are just gonna be considered Resident South Siders.”

J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, September 16, 2020

Ex. 2

“And lastly, at the very bottom of the rung, are what are known as residents. These are individuals who live in Hispanic gang territories or have relatives in the Hispanic gangs, but are not gang members themselves.”

Rene ‘Boxer’ Enriquez, Testimony in USA v. Jaimez, September 12, 2018

Ex. 3
Villain: Odelay Camarada! I need to get at the homey Guero!

Chita: You mean that Resident from Bakers?

Villain: Resident or no Resident, that dude’s a legend! He smashed Savag3 Studi0s off the yard! Dana White offered him a UFC contract after that beat down!

Chita: Oh shit! I remember that! I guess them Residents can be silent assassins!
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A non-Sureño gang member that functions with the Southern Mexicans in the California or Federal prison systems.
Ex. 1

“There are a lotta cats that just want to get in there and they roll with the homies. And they really don’t want to be a part of nuthin’. They ain’t from no neighborhood. They might be in there for meth or crack, bogus credit cards or checks or whatever. They just want to fly under the radar. They are just gonna be considered Resident South Siders.”

J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, September 16, 2020

Ex. 2

Villain: Odelay Camarada! I need to get at the homey Guero!

Chita: You mean that Resident from Bakers?

Villain: Resident or no Resident, that dude’s a legend! He smashed Savag3 Studi0s off the yard! Dana White offered him a UFC contract after that beat down!

Chita: Oh shit! I remember that! That muthafucka's face was burgundy! I guess them Residents can be silent assassins!
by FAIMnatic September 30, 2020
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A non-Sureño gang member that functions with the Southern Mexicans in the California or Federal prison systems. Although they are not street gang members, Residents can become llaveros in prison.
Ex. 1

“There are a lotta cats that just want to get in there and they roll with the homies. And they really don’t want to be a part of nuthin’. They ain’t from no neighborhood. They might be in there for meth or crack, bogus credit cards or checks or whatever. They just want to fly under the radar. They are just gonna be considered Resident South Siders.”

J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, September 16, 2020

Ex. 2

Villain: Odelay Camarada! I need to get at the homey Guero!

Chita: You mean that Resident from Bakers?

Villain: Resident or no Resident, that dude’s a legend! He smashed Savag3 Studi0s off the yard! Dana White offered him a UFC contract after that beat down!

Chita: Oh shit! I remember that! I guess them Residents can be silent assassins!
by FAIMnatic September 27, 2020
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A greeting card saturated in an illicit drug such as heroin, LSD, cocaine, or methamphetamine and sent into prison.
Ex. 1

"A happy card is a greeting card that is usually saturated in a narcotic. So you get -- it's my birthday. They'll saturate -- they'll liquefy methamphetamine, say an ounce of methamphetamine, in a small amount of water and spray it onto a card, or saturate it in some fashion, let it dry, write on the card, and send it in. It's odorless, colorless, and it gets right in. It can also contain heroin, LSD, cocaine."

Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez, USA v. Jaimez et al, September 12, 2018.

Ex. 2

Huero Rana: Hey homey! It's my birthday! You know what that means!

Borrego: Bro: How we gonna have a stripper party in prison?

Huero Rana: No fool! I'm getting my Happy Card today! It's gonna be dope, if ya know what I mean!

Borrego: Right on homey! Break me off some of that shit!
by FAIMnatic October 22, 2020
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A commercial center located on Monument Blvd in Concord, California used by Sureño gang members for selling drugs and weapons.
Ex. 1

Sureño subsets in Concord utilize the business complex at 1500 Monument Blvd. in Concord, CA (herein, “1500 Monument”) to “post up” (i.e. hang out at a location) and sell narcotics and firearms. Sureño gang members often refer to 1500 Monument as “The Box” or “The block.”

Criminal Complaint, USA v. Cruz et. al., September 8, 2020

Ex. 2

Lil Neto: Hey fool! All my connects are locked up in the MDF or got sent to Brazil! I need 5 zips, 2 decks and a K-ter RFN!

Bam Bam: Don't stress homey! Just go down to 1500 Monument on the Bully and you'll get served!

Lil Neto: Isn't that the strip mall with the Chinese restaurant that serves that bomb ass Wuhan bat soup?

Bam Bam: That's it! Get me a couple soups while you're down there at The Box!
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A commercial center located on Monument Blvd in Concord, California used by Sureño gang members for selling drugs and weapons.
Ex. 1

Sureño subsets in Concord utilize the business complex at 1500 Monument Blvd. in Concord, CA (herein, “1500 Monument”) to “post up” (i.e. hang out at a location) and sell narcotics and firearms. Sureño gang members often refer to 1500 Monument as “The Box” or “The block.”

Criminal Complaint, USA v. Cruz et. al., September 8, 2020

Ex. 2

Lil Neto: Hey fool! All my connects are locked up in the MDF or got sent to Brazil! I need 5 zips, 2 decks and a K-ter!

Bam Bam: Don't stress homey! Just go down to 1500 Monument on the Bully and you'll get served!

Lil Neto: Isn't that the place with the Chinese restaurant that serves up that bomb ass Wuhan bat soup?

Bam Bam: That's it! Get me a couple soups while you're down there at The Box!
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