2 definitions by Exert
The complex series of highly coordinated movements Joe Biden skillfully executes in order to sniff the hair of an unwitting teenage female. The careful dance involves first the scooping of his face towards the female's hair, then the titular sniffing action that allows him to inhale her fragrance.
by Exert February 19, 2021
When you wake up next to a really unattractive person, but the degree of intoxication for both parties was so high that there is uncertainty about whether or not you had sex.
I heard you had sex with pig last night.
Truthfully I don't know we were too drunk to remember.
Schrodinger's Hookup Strikes again!
Truthfully I don't know we were too drunk to remember.
Schrodinger's Hookup Strikes again!
by Exert March 14, 2021