50 definitions by Excrushman
A pornstar that’s not a professional pornstar and usually does porn on Onlyfans and amateur porn. They tend to run themselves rather than be run by the porn industry. Some semi-pornstars often show their body and don’t usually have sex in their videos. Many Instagram models are semi-pornstars.
Friend #1: Damn, this chick from Onlyfans is the hottest chick ever. She’s way better than all of these pornstars.
Friend #2: She’s a semi-pornstar on Onlyfans. She only shows her body and does small lesbian scenes with her friends. She doesn’t suck any dick. She’s still extremely hot though.
Friend #3: It would be amazing if she sucks dick on Onlyfans.
Friend #2: She’s a semi-pornstar on Onlyfans. She only shows her body and does small lesbian scenes with her friends. She doesn’t suck any dick. She’s still extremely hot though.
Friend #3: It would be amazing if she sucks dick on Onlyfans.
by Excrushman March 23, 2021
Your sibling’s granddaughter.
My mother is not a grandma, but her sister and brother are which means she has a few great-nieces.
My non-biological paternal grandfather has a super beautiful great-niece who is the granddaughter of his youngest brother.
My non-biological paternal grandfather has a super beautiful great-niece who is the granddaughter of his youngest brother.
by Excrushman October 22, 2022
When you have to take a shit during a zoom work meeting, any kind of zoom meeting, or a zoom class. It usually happens in most zoom meetings.
Me: (Just started a zoom class lecture) Ugh, I have to take a zoom shit for the millionth time like every other zoom class.
by Excrushman August 13, 2022
A first cousin that shares one grandparent instead of both grandparents like a regular first cousin.
My grandpa isn’t related to me, but my grandma is meaning that my first cousins are my half cousins.
by Excrushman November 8, 2020
An erection. A dick getting hard due to sexual excitement. Hot girls tend to make a guy’s dick all stiffy.
Me: (Watching a Marilyn Monroe documentary film)
My mother: Are you getting all stiffy?
Me: LOL, shut up.
My mother: Are you getting all stiffy?
Me: LOL, shut up.
by Excrushman May 4, 2021
Boy: (Corndogs a girl)
Girl: Hey, why give me a corndog?
Boy: What do you mean corndog?
Girl: It means when you stick your hand up my ass.
Girl: Hey, why give me a corndog?
Boy: What do you mean corndog?
Girl: It means when you stick your hand up my ass.
by Excrushman November 4, 2022
A great aunt I liked to fuck. A really attractive girl that’s a great aunt. Gailfs are usually in their 30s and 40s. They tend to be milfs, but not gilfs as they have siblings that are grandparents that tend to be older than them.
My father’s step cousin is such a gailf that looks like she’s in her late 20s. Her older sister is a gilf.
by Excrushman June 28, 2022