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It’s pretty much as common as misogyny. People that claimed to be feminists aren’t actually feminists and are misandrists themselves. Examples of misandry are infant circumcision, accusing men of rape, accusing men of being sexually creepy, women more able to get away with sexual assault, women raping or abusing men, and women hating on men based on stereotypes.
Me: Some bitch that looked like Princess Daisy accused me of following her to her home while I was just walking to my dorm. She threatened me just for being a man. I wasn’t following her at all.

Friend: Wow, that is unacceptable. You got to report that to the dean.
Me: I will. This is misandry for real.

Women like Pink: My body! My choice! (Gets their sons circumcised)
Intactivist: Misandry in action.

Intactivists: Those are some of the biggest hypocrites.
by Excrushman February 28, 2023
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A cousin that shares a same pair of great great grandparents. Most people never met their third cousins. There’s plenty of people that never even met their second cousins.
I’m meeting my third cousin tomorrow who I’ve never even met before.
by Excrushman November 8, 2020
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A dick that has no foreskin due to the barbaric religious practice of circumcision. Usually a type of dick that whores prefer.
Whore: (Pulls down boyfriend’s pants) Wow, you’re circumcised. I love your circumcised dick (Proceeds to give him a blowjob)
by Excrushman March 25, 2020
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Not necessarily canon, but canon in your own perspective. Your own alternate perspective of what’s canon.
In my head-canon, Mario in the original Donkey Kong games from the early ‘80s is actually the father of Mario and Luigi. That Pauline is probably a different Pauline. Maybe it’s modern Pauline’s mother. The second Mario in Donkey Kong Jr. is Mario and Luigi’s random uncle.
by Excrushman March 19, 2023
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A circumcised penis.

Most men in the Muslim world, Israel, and the USA have an Adam Sandler penis.
It’s really unfortunate that most men in the USA, Israel, and Muslim countries have Adam Sandler penises.
by Excrushman February 9, 2021
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Ali Koca’s favorite word. A dickhead is a terrible person that treats people unfairly.
Ali Koca: This dickhead stuck his dick in a woman’s water bottle!

Ali Koca: This guy is one of the biggest dickheads to have ever lived on this planet.

Ali Koca: But the dickhead judge gave her 60 days.

Ali Koca: Let me introduce you to a small dickhead.
by Excrushman June 6, 2023
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The Idaho Coast would be if Douglas County, Coos County, and Curry County join Idaho in the name of Greater Idaho. It’s likely not going to happen. It’s also the Southern Oregon Coast which borders California.
I want the Idaho Coast to happen. It would be cool to have four coastlines on the West Coast. The Southern Oregon Coast needs to join Idaho.
by Excrushman August 20, 2023
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