50 definitions by Excrushman
To go against something you truly believed in. An example is being against female circumcision and supporting male circumcision.
Hypocrite: I just got my son circumcised.
Intactivist: That’s really cruel of you. Would you do it to your daughter as well?
Hypocrite: WTF? That’s actual child abuse!
Intactivist: So as male circumcision. Being against one and supporting the other is extremely hypocritical. It’s a double standard.
Hypocrite: No, it’s not! Male circumcision has health benefits while female circumcision does not!
Intactivist: Neither of those have health benefits. If they do, it shouldn’t be done to a child.
Hypocrite: BS!
Intactivist: That is the definition of hypocrisy.
Intactivist: That’s really cruel of you. Would you do it to your daughter as well?
Hypocrite: WTF? That’s actual child abuse!
Intactivist: So as male circumcision. Being against one and supporting the other is extremely hypocritical. It’s a double standard.
Hypocrite: No, it’s not! Male circumcision has health benefits while female circumcision does not!
Intactivist: Neither of those have health benefits. If they do, it shouldn’t be done to a child.
Hypocrite: BS!
Intactivist: That is the definition of hypocrisy.
by Excrushman February 28, 2023
An extreme feminist that claims that she is a feminist, but actually an extreme misandrist. Most of them are usually fat or ugly or even both. Feminazis support circumcision of men, but not for women, they accuse random men of rape, and they do whatever in their power to put men in prison.
Feminazi: Did you rape this woman?
Me: WTF? I never even met this woman, let alone touch her.
Feminazi: You liar! You raped this woman! I called the police! You’re getting arrested!
Me: You’re fucking insane. I never did shit to you or your friends. I haven’t even met you. What the police gonna do? Put me in jail for life? I’ll press charges on you.
Feminazi: You ain’t getting away with this! Your life is over!
Me: Whatever…
Me: WTF? I never even met this woman, let alone touch her.
Feminazi: You liar! You raped this woman! I called the police! You’re getting arrested!
Me: You’re fucking insane. I never did shit to you or your friends. I haven’t even met you. What the police gonna do? Put me in jail for life? I’ll press charges on you.
Feminazi: You ain’t getting away with this! Your life is over!
Me: Whatever…
by Excrushman February 28, 2023
The worst K-12 learning website to ever exist. It’s a site where kids get mad over losing points getting incorrect answers. Many kids that have to do IXL are depressed, and sometimes even suicidal. IXL is known to make many kids raged at the computer, and sometimes even break them.
Kid: I broke my computer yesterday, and my parents grounded me for breaking it.
Kid #2: What happened?
Kid: I was doing IXL.
Kid #2: Oh yeah, that. I nearly broke my computer as well.
College Student: I’m glad I don’t have to do IXL in college. Things are much better for me nowadays.
Senior: You’re lucky, but I still have another year of IXL. Just one more year of hell.
Junior: I got two years left which is even worse.
Sophomore: Three for me unfortunately.
Freshman: I just started high school, and I can’t believe I got four years of IXL hell.
Eight Grader: Wait, there’s IXL in high school!? WTF!?
Seventh Grader: The hell!? That’s even worse!
Kid #2: What happened?
Kid: I was doing IXL.
Kid #2: Oh yeah, that. I nearly broke my computer as well.
College Student: I’m glad I don’t have to do IXL in college. Things are much better for me nowadays.
Senior: You’re lucky, but I still have another year of IXL. Just one more year of hell.
Junior: I got two years left which is even worse.
Sophomore: Three for me unfortunately.
Freshman: I just started high school, and I can’t believe I got four years of IXL hell.
Eight Grader: Wait, there’s IXL in high school!? WTF!?
Seventh Grader: The hell!? That’s even worse!
by Excrushman April 27, 2020
A boner men get when they’re around the girl that they see as the hottest girl in their opinions. Eternal boners can happen from a guy looking at a super hot nude girl on porn, seeing a naked hot in person when they’re about to have sex with them, or seeing their crush naked whatever if it’s in porn or real life.
Me: Man, I cannot stop thinking about Matilde. Every time I see her naked pictures and videos from her Onlyfans, I feel like I get an eternal boner. If I see her naked in person, I’d really have an eternal boner.
Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.
Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.
Person: Yeah, right.
Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.
Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.
Person: Yeah, right.
by Excrushman January 3, 2021
Man, I hate Circumcision Land. They torture male babies a week after they were born.
What’s Circumcision Land?
It’s what I like to call Israel.
What’s Circumcision Land?
It’s what I like to call Israel.
by Excrushman August 12, 2020
A penis shown in porn films. A penis that has shaved pubes around it. Many pornstars encountered with porn penises.
Dude: I got the pornstar trim. I have a porn penis now. My penis looks like those porn penises.
Dude #2: You’re weird.
Dude #2: You’re weird.
by Excrushman April 3, 2020
The state of society making women wear bras to hide their nipples in public places like schools, theaters, restaurants, churches, etc. Boob prison is a form of discrimination towards women according to feminists.
by Excrushman August 14, 2020