50 definitions by Excrushman
Having a crush on a second cousin. To have strong feelings towards a second cousin. It’s better and less weird than crushing on a first cousin or a sister. It’s legal to marry a second cousin in most places in the world. It’s still weird and considered a taboo according to certain people. Having a crush on a second cousin can result a higher risk of getting rejected compared to having a crush on a non-relative.
(Texting during October 22nd, 2018)
Me: Hi
Second Cousin: Hello, who is this?
Me: (Says my name)
Second Cousin: Oh, hi.
(They greet each other)
Me: I have to tell you something. Do you wanna here it?
Second Cousin: Sure
Me: It’s pretty long. I want you to take your time to read it.
Second Cousin: Okay
Me: (Explains deep feelings towards her)
Second Cousin: I really appreciate you telling me all of this. With that being said, I’m not interested. I don’t want things to get too weird between us and hopefully, we’ll become friends/cousins.
Me: Well, I’m not looking for a relationship right now. I just want you to understand how I feel about you.
Second Cousin: I understand. Thank you for telling me.
Me: You’re welcome. I just don’t know how I’m supposed to handle these feelings.
Second Cousin: Okay
Me: If most girls in the world look like you, life would be prettier.
Second Cousin: Thanks
Me: You’re welcome.
(Even though the second cousin crush nicely rejected the guy that has a crush on her, he still took the pain so hard which affected him negatively.)
(Complaining to friends about the rejection)
Me: My crush rejected me. I don’t know what to do with my life!
Friend: Well, she’s not interested. I mean she’s your cousin after all.
Me: I don’t give a fuck if she’s my second cousin! She’s all I fucking want!
Friend: Relax dude. Try not to obsess on it. Think about something else like airplanes.
Me: Hi
Second Cousin: Hello, who is this?
Me: (Says my name)
Second Cousin: Oh, hi.
(They greet each other)
Me: I have to tell you something. Do you wanna here it?
Second Cousin: Sure
Me: It’s pretty long. I want you to take your time to read it.
Second Cousin: Okay
Me: (Explains deep feelings towards her)
Second Cousin: I really appreciate you telling me all of this. With that being said, I’m not interested. I don’t want things to get too weird between us and hopefully, we’ll become friends/cousins.
Me: Well, I’m not looking for a relationship right now. I just want you to understand how I feel about you.
Second Cousin: I understand. Thank you for telling me.
Me: You’re welcome. I just don’t know how I’m supposed to handle these feelings.
Second Cousin: Okay
Me: If most girls in the world look like you, life would be prettier.
Second Cousin: Thanks
Me: You’re welcome.
(Even though the second cousin crush nicely rejected the guy that has a crush on her, he still took the pain so hard which affected him negatively.)
(Complaining to friends about the rejection)
Me: My crush rejected me. I don’t know what to do with my life!
Friend: Well, she’s not interested. I mean she’s your cousin after all.
Me: I don’t give a fuck if she’s my second cousin! She’s all I fucking want!
Friend: Relax dude. Try not to obsess on it. Think about something else like airplanes.
by Excrushman February 23, 2020
A guy that visits pretty much every country in the world, especially Middle Eastern countries because he’s from Palestinian and makes videos about them. He makes YouTube videos to share his experiences and interesting information.
Nas Daily educates people about countries and facts all over the world on his YouTube channel.
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That’s one minute, see you tomorrow.
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My nonbiological great grandparents have the most beautiful great-granddaughter that isn’t related to me.
by Excrushman October 22, 2022
A doctor that works with children. It’s also a doctor that circumcises babies. Not all pediatricians do this, but 90% of the American pediatricians do.
Pediatricians are important for helping sick children and giving them treatments and checkups, but they’re not good when they come to circumcising babies.
by Excrushman May 30, 2023
A virus you can get on your computer, tablet, smartphone, or game console from watching a bunch of porn from certain websites. Porn Viruses are hard to remove and can ruin your computer or any kind of electronic device.
Me: Shit, I got a porn virus on my computer. I’m unable to access the internet, and this computer is not doing what I want it to do. This is like the coronavirus for electronic devices.
by Excrushman August 17, 2020
The idea of being against circumcision and trying to outlaw it worldwide. Intactivism sees circumcision as a barbaric and unnecessary crime against both boys and girls.
I strongly support intactivism because circumcision is one of the world’s biggest problems that needs to end now.
by Excrushman February 9, 2021