Ewan's definitions

snubbing

a way of inserting the penis of a bollockchopper into someone elses granny

hey man, your nans great, lets go snubbing

by ewan February 12, 2004

bollockchopper

a way of teabagging ones family

hey, whilst on holiday in the deepest darkest recesses of Hampshire, why not try bollockchopping with the locals. Marvellous!

by ewan February 20, 2004

powerbomb

When you go into a bathroom at a resturant or any public place and you have to take a shit and you climb up on the top of the stall and go from up there and when it lands it resembles a bomb, hence the name.

Herget went in to Zaxby's last night and powerbombed their bathroom, what a sick fuck.

by Ewan February 1, 2004

Cow

Terrifying fat horses with arses where their faces should be and 6 penises that other cows suck on.
Totally evil and useless other than that magic mushrooms can be found in fetid slabs of their excrement.

Mushroom picker: Gosh isn't it lucky theres no cows in this field at the moment !?
Cow: moo
Mushroom picker: arg!!!
Cow: moo
More cows: moo moo
*all that was found was a muddy bobble-hat*

by ewan January 3, 2005