Ewan's definitions

sex discrimination

some gay term thats not on the tinterweb ANYWHERE (apart from here hehe)

firing a women cos shes ugly funny, fair but illegal or in micks term: Whats that im fired? Yes! Why is it cos im a man? No, Its cos ur pregnant derrrr!!

by ewan March 8, 2004

powerbomb

When you go into a bathroom at a resturant or any public place and you have to take a shit and you climb up on the top of the stall and go from up there and when it lands it resembles a bomb, hence the name.

Herget went in to Zaxby's last night and powerbombed their bathroom, what a sick fuck.

by Ewan February 1, 2004

Cow

Terrifying fat horses with arses where their faces should be and 6 penises that other cows suck on.
Totally evil and useless other than that magic mushrooms can be found in fetid slabs of their excrement.

Mushroom picker: Gosh isn't it lucky theres no cows in this field at the moment !?
Cow: moo
Mushroom picker: arg!!!
Cow: moo
More cows: moo moo
*all that was found was a muddy bobble-hat*

by ewan January 3, 2005

bollockchopper

a way of teabagging ones family

hey, whilst on holiday in the deepest darkest recesses of Hampshire, why not try bollockchopping with the locals. Marvellous!

by ewan February 20, 2004