Evil Tim's definitions

hork

To suck something up your nose so that you can either:
A- have it come out one of your nostrils
B- have it come out of your mouth

Steve-O horked on a worm

by Evil Tim October 12, 2003

pee-pee head

a childish name to call someone

Fatboy is a pee-pee head

by Evil Tim September 5, 2003

The First Day of School

A day that symbolizes the upcoming 9 months of woe and endless toil that is school

I still think that it sucks more balls than Britney Spears, Ja Rule, and Marey Carey put together

by Evil Tim August 27, 2003

Spadge

Actually, a spadge is a short, chubby dyke

Rosie O'Donnel

by Evil Tim August 4, 2003

Meyort

Melt, as stated with a ridiculously OTT Chinese accent in C&C Generals Zero Hour.

'Meyort! Everything must MEYORT!' -Shi Tao

by Evil Tim June 12, 2004

paradox

those that know the least know it the loudest

by Evil Tim August 15, 2003

poonis

The feeling of pooing in peace

by Evil Tim October 13, 2003