Evil Tim's definitions

Alimony

uh...Shawn sweetie, you forgot one..............

.......pre-nup

by Evil Tim August 5, 2003

mad cow disease

Also known as Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis (BSE). It affects the brains of cows, and somtimes sheep too.

I wish curry would get mauled by a cow with mad cow disease

by Evil Tim September 20, 2003

Guile

What the above person said...plus he does Sonic Boom and Flash Kick

Sonic Boom!

by Evil Tim September 27, 2003

having a baby

pushing out a big turd

oh, no i'm a having a baby because i don't eat fiber

by Evil Tim September 15, 2003

poonis

The feeling of pooing in peace

by Evil Tim October 13, 2003

birds and the bees

Typical parents' attempt to describe sex to their kids

OK, son, it's time to talk about the birds and the bees...

by Evil Tim October 13, 2003

Flareon

Fire-type Pokemon that evolves from Eevee when the Fire Stone is used. Despite its puffy, chubby appearance, Flareon is quite capable of massive burnination when raised properly.

FiFi the rogue Flareon returns to lay burnination upon those who dare to antagonize her!

by Evil Tim September 29, 2003