Evil Tim's definitions

The First Day of School

A day that symbolizes the upcoming 9 months of woe and endless toil that is school

I still think that it sucks more balls than Britney Spears, Ja Rule, and Marey Carey put together

by Evil Tim August 27, 2003

paradox

those that know the least know it the loudest

by Evil Tim August 15, 2003

ryu

best street fighter chara ever!!!!!!!

Ryu owns trodgor

by Evil Tim August 15, 2003

sexful

characteristic of one who can be sexy without even knowing it

Shawn B. ......even though she looks like a cat. Oh well......

by Evil Tim August 5, 2003

Meyort

Melt, as stated with a ridiculously OTT Chinese accent in C&C Generals Zero Hour.

'Meyort! Everything must MEYORT!' -Shi Tao

by Evil Tim June 12, 2004

Duple

A bear with all his fur shaved off

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

hork

To suck something up your nose so that you can either:
A- have it come out one of your nostrils
B- have it come out of your mouth

Steve-O horked on a worm

by Evil Tim October 12, 2003