Evil Tim's definitions

having a baby

pushing out a big turd

oh, no i'm a having a baby because i don't eat fiber

by Evil Tim September 15, 2003

birds and the bees

Typical parents' attempt to describe sex to their kids

OK, son, it's time to talk about the birds and the bees...

by Evil Tim October 13, 2003

HOORJ!

yelled when sumthing good heapens

Fujiko: Lupin I love you. Come here and kiss me you hairy man-child!
Lupin: HOORJ!

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

Zenigata

A porkchop bone that has had all its meat gnawed off

After dinner i threw the zenigata out of the window.

by Evil Tim August 4, 2003

the ugly baby

whaddya you think it is einstien!?

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

paradox

those that know the least know it the loudest

by Evil Tim August 15, 2003

Alimony

uh...Shawn sweetie, you forgot one..............

.......pre-nup

by Evil Tim August 5, 2003