Evil Tim's definitions

Spadge

Actually, a spadge is a short, chubby dyke

Rosie O'Donnel

by Evil Tim August 4, 2003

Zenigata

A porkchop bone that has had all its meat gnawed off

After dinner i threw the zenigata out of the window.

by Evil Tim August 4, 2003

birds and the bees

Typical parents' attempt to describe sex to their kids

OK, son, it's time to talk about the birds and the bees...

by Evil Tim October 13, 2003

poonis

The feeling of pooing in peace

by Evil Tim October 13, 2003

Alimony

uh...Shawn sweetie, you forgot one..............

.......pre-nup

by Evil Tim August 5, 2003

sexful

characteristic of one who can be sexy without even knowing it

Shawn B. ......even though she looks like a cat. Oh well......

by Evil Tim August 5, 2003

The Evil porkchop

An evil porkchop that comes to life and bites off people's nipples at night. also likes humping peoples legs

One day i was waling down the street when The Evil porkchop came from behind a parked car and bit my nipples off

by Evil Tim May 1, 2006