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Evelyn loves monster energy drinks and will do anything for one even if it means throwing her life away. She will also spend her life savings on a Taylor swift. She is broke. She is sweet and kind unless you get on her bad side. She has a bad relationship with her parents but she pretends she doesn't so she seems ok. She is not ok. Evelyn needs a hug. She has a terrible love life and is confused on if people like her or not
Person 1: is that Evelyn
Person 2: yeah obviously she is crying about her shitty love life
by Eviegotts August 2, 2022
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Evelyn is a nice and kind person obsessed with Taylor swift and cries to love story because her love life is shitty
Person 1: look it's evelyn
Person 2: doesn't she cry to shake off

Person 3: yeah but she is still hot
by Eviegotts August 2, 2022
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Caden is blonde and likes women but acts gay even though he is not. And he makes that very clear. He has a girlfriend so don't get confused. People like to call him bread because why not.
Person 1: Is that Caden

Person 2: no that's bread
by Eviegotts August 2, 2022
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