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Definitions by Evan and Sam

Diva-Star 

A person who has reached maximum coolness. He/She is able to grant "diva-ness" to others.Boy versions are known as divOs, and girls are divAs. Diva-Stars usually have cat's named princess Abigale Divakinz, etc.
"A yoo i wish was a Diva-Star like Alison!"

"Yo me too! lets go get the Alison diva to grant us diva powers!"

"GOOD IDEA! lets go find her shes so hot"
Diva-Star by Evan and Sam February 28, 2008

Throat Clobber'er 

One who chokes on a males penis when sucking it. It is a negative term for anyone who give a "bad" blow job. A throat clobber'er tends to cough on the penis after choking.
"Dude, I was getting this bj from a hot chick...she freakin choked on my penis! It was nasty!"

"Sounds to me like you got it on with a Throat Clobber'er. "
Throat Clobber'er by Evan and Sam February 28, 2008

Vaginal Explosion 

When a girlss cherry pops with such intency that it explodes all over the the males penis. The blood goes in every direction.
"DUDDEDE! I poped this girls cherry last night and it went everywhere!"

"YOOO that sounds like a VAGINAL EXPLOSION!"
Vaginal Explosion by Evan and Sam February 27, 2008
The best subsitute to ever live. He is able to teach under any conditions and is very smart. He can also be funny.
"Did you hear? We are getting a good sub today in science!"

"Wh?!?!"

"L-TRAIN!!!!"
L-Train by Evan and Sam February 27, 2008

galactic spermer 

To jizz like a mad man. When a male ejaculates so well that it reaches the ceiling and does not stop.
"hey did you hear? I was jacking and i hit the ceiling! if we did not have a roof it would have fuckin hit a plane or something!"

"Duddde or like a galaxy. You must be a galactic spermer!!"
galactic spermer by Evan and Sam February 27, 2008
The best drinking game ever created! It combindes both dancing and drinking in a unique way
"Hey lauren do you feel like playing some DDB!"

"Yeah! lets go to rafis."
DDB by Evan and Sam February 27, 2008
A man with huge balls. whome is able to cum with great skill and tallent.
"Hey, evan's nuts are huge! he must be a cumquat!"
Cumquat by Evan and Sam February 27, 2008