2 definitions by Ethic_Hackman

Finger Herpes

(noun)

A brain-rotting STD, "Finger Herpes" occurs from "feeling up" any nasty dirty girlie holes.

My body is a sacred place, for holy stuff like Capri Sun juices, Lunchable Chicken Dunks, and Slim Jims (I like to snap into them!). The one thing that won't EVER go into my body? Girl slime! Touching it causes finger herpes!

by Ethic_Hackman January 23, 2007

Cousinfuckery

(verb)

The act of Incest; particularly with one's own cousin.

"I just naturally assumed that those people were always everywhere in the south go to the Nascar thing maybe or the international coalition of cousinfuckery"

by Ethic_Hackman January 23, 2007