4 definitions by Ethanhastiktokcancer

Slobfather

Slobfather groomed minors on a roblox game dev server. Slobfather doesn't have a job and stole money from HIS sick dad. Slobfather is trans and showers once a week. Slobfather pretended to be in a relationship with a 15 year old. Slobfather is a freelance programmer.

Slobfather: i am obes and love kids
Me (good person): that is wrong, and please shower more than once a week
Slobfather: SHUT UP YOU DUTCH NIGGER

by Ethanhastiktokcancer March 12, 2023

POC

POC stands for "pancake of color" (reference to a more respectful term for black people). A pancake of color is an overcooked/burnt pancake, to the point where it looks more black than aunt jemima.

Father: I made pancakes son
Son :Thats not even a pancake anymore dad... its so dark it looks like a POC

by Ethanhastiktokcancer September 20, 2021

Tik Tok

Internet slang for cancer.

Wow Ethan, I can’t believe you have tik Tok. You need some medication.

by Ethanhastiktokcancer May 23, 2019

cheesefather

Cheesefather is a transitionary state between a normal human being and a slobfather. Cheesefathers shower twice a week, brush their teeth once a week (at most), don’t wash their clothes, and live a sedentary lifestyle on discord for 12 hours a day. They are so disgusting that their ears start to smell like cheese. When confronted on their disgusting hygiene, they will just say “it doesn’t have anything to do with showering” or “my teeth are clean” instead of not being a disgusting slob.

Concerned citizen: Sir, you should take a shower more than twice a week!
Cheesefather: No thanks, I’m not dirty so I don’t need to shower til Wednesday.
Concerned citizen: but cheesey fumes are coming from your ear!
Cheesefather: IT DOESN’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SHOWERING

by Ethanhastiktokcancer March 13, 2023