2 definitions by Ethan Peter
The spoken- or written-word equivalent to receiving a blow job with too much tooth-friction. What is meant to delight is memorably painful to the receiver, if not embarrassing to the giver.
The lecture was interesting until the older man stepped up to give us all a bore job, not unlike Urban Dictionary's Word of the Day. C'mon: 'miss me'?
by Ethan Peter August 14, 2007
1. (v) To fake one's way into an admirable position by way of ostentatious, asocial, jailbait characteristics which simultaneously surprise and seduce those who promote you to the position.
2. (n) Charlatan pretense which is simultaneously homoerotic--to appeal to pedophilian men--and gentle--to appeal to tween girls.
2. (n) Charlatan pretense which is simultaneously homoerotic--to appeal to pedophilian men--and gentle--to appeal to tween girls.
I sanjayad my way through the whole interview. My new boss created a VP position for me, likely because he and his daughter independently want to have sex with me.
by Ethan Peter May 16, 2007