Something so delicious that it stops all other thought processes while being consumed.
The white chocolate mocha's here are flavorgasmic!
Bulltrue is the opposite of bullshit. Otherwise known as the truth. Normally used as a counter when someone declares, "Bullshit!"
Friend #1: Dude, check out these paparazzi pics of Britney Spears! You can see her box!
Friend #2: Bullshit!!
Friend #1: Bulltrue! Check it out!
Bed Cred is like having street cred
but in the sack. For instance if you pull off a high skill or high risk maneuver such as the shocker
, the rear admiral
, a threesome
or a white sanchez
then you've earned some bed cred. Bed cred can also be earned by going above and beyond to please the other partner(s) involved.
Hey man check it, I was with this girl last night and I gave her the shocker and 3 orgasms!
Nice man. I'd say you just earned a healthy chunk of bed cred.
The state of being covered with sand from the playa at burning man.
Dude, my hair was totally playafied from burning man this year! I had to wash it 3 times to get all the sand out!
My shoes are ruined from burning man this year. They're totally playafied.
A mexclamation is the exclamation point at the beginning of a sentance in spanish. Used to emphasise power or force.
Boss: Well, Pedro, I know you've worked here for years but due to recent cutbacks we have to let you go.
Pedro: ¡Fuck that I quit!
Boss: Nice use of the mexclamation, but still, ¡You're fired!
The permanent state of a typically gargantuan camel toe.
Have you seen Sally's cameltoe man?
Who hasn't? She's got a perma toe!
Something so awesome that it upsets your body's natural order and makes you splooge instantaneously.
Vicks: Check out my new guitar man isn't it killer?
Wedge: Ya man, I instasplooged when I saw it.
Vicks: That girl I was with last night was so hot! I instaslpooged as soon as I got inside her!