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7 definitions by Eric Seven

 
1.
A cult television comedy series created by Joel Hodgson (replaced by Mike Nelson after the fifth season)originating from Eden Prairie, Minnesota. It consisted largely of fictional characters making fun of existing cult films, a format which proved to be influential. Original episodes aired on Comedy Central and the SciFi Channel from 1989 to 1999. The show started with a short run on Minnesota UHF station KTMA channel 23 from 1988 to 1989.
Arguments about whether Joel or Mike was better on Mystery Science Theater 3000 are usually pointless.
by Eric Seven February 20, 2005
 
2.
One of the tricks in the stable of the midwestern playground bully. To snicker-snag someone is to hold them down, dangle a thread of spit out of your mouth and while the spit is dangling, dip your head closer and closer to the victim. threatening to drape the spit on their face. The spit does not reach its target in a true snicker-snag, but is instead, sucked back in at the last possible second. It is a variation on snagging, which is to actually spit on someone. The snicker-snag (and snagging in general) was brought into the popular vernacular by Mystery Science Theater 3000.
"Death by snicker-snag!" - MST3K's Mike Nelson, during a scene in which two guys are fighting and one is holding the other down.

"I want to kick this movie in the groin and snag on it!" - MST3K's Crow, during Starfighters
by Eric Seven April 11, 2004
 
3.
Someone who constantly talks about the same thing over and over again as if they had no idea that they were notorious for talking about the same thing over and over again.
"I hate to be a one note johnny but goddamn, <insert hockey reference here>"
by Eric Seven October 06, 2005
 
4.
The practice of substituting any number of letters or symbols for actual letters coupled with purposefully phonetically mis-spelling words while chatting in order to make your chat unreadable to all but the "elite," or, all the other dorks you are chatting with.
31337 = ELEET = Elite
by Eric Seven September 29, 2004
 
5.
IRC slang for "word," as in "word to your mother." It originally started in EFNet's #nin, where substituting 3 for e ("w3rd") had become popular leet-speak parlance. At some point, someone slipped up and hit the f key (note its close proximity to the "r" key), and it caught on. It has since propogated throughout the IRC community.
<BlkNoOne> im going to see type o tonight
<nonplused> w3rfd
by Eric Seven September 29, 2004
 
6.
IRC Usually intended as a mildly sarcastic indication that the person who is saying it has just heard something ridiculously goth. Originally: The goofy sound that Bela Lugosi made as the bloodthirsty Count in Dracula: ("Vlah! I vant to suck your blood!").
<BlkNoOne> I cut myself with a razorblade once.
<nonplused> vlah
by Eric Seven January 06, 2004
 
7.
To spit on someone. See also snicker-snag. Brought into the popular vernacular by Mystery Science Theater 3000.
"I want to kick this movie in the groin and snag on it!" - MST3K's Crow, during Starfighters
by Eric Seven September 29, 2004